Get to know Jack

I’ve depleted my creative juices by doubling my writing target today (and also from having a two-day hangover after a whisky tasting evening), so here’s a survey I nicked from http://fuckyeahsurveys.tumblr.com

 

If you could…

  1. Travel anywhere, where would it be? Masala Lounge Indian restaurant in Chandlers Ford, UK.
  2. Meet anyone, who would it be? A clone of myself.
  3. Bring anyone dead back to life, who would it be? Sting.
  4. Be anyone for a day, who would it be? My clone.
  5. Get anything for free for the rest of your life what would it be? A steady stream of Jack Binding clones.
  6. Change one thing about your life what would it be? I’d like to have a second penis. One is not enough.
  7. Have any superpower what would it be? Two dicks.
  8. Be any animal for a day which would you be? Colin Farrell.
  9. Date anyone who would it be? A clone of myself.
  10. Change one thing about the world what would it be? Increase funding into cloning.
  11. Live in any fictional universe which would you choose? Battlestar Galactica (the recent series with the clones).
  12. Eliminate one of your human needs which would you get rid of? The need to sleep.
  13. Change one thing about your physical appearance what would it be? I’ve always toyed with the idea of bleaching my hair.
  14. Change one of your personality traits which would you choose? None. I’m perfect.
  15. Be talented at anything instantly what would you choose? Cloning.
  16. Forget one event in your life which would you choose? Nothing. It’s all good material.
  17. Erase an event from history (make it so it never happened) which would you choose? That night I went to see Bridge of Spies and it was the most boring film ever.
  18. Have any hair/eye/skin color, which would you choose? All purple.
  19. Be any weight/body type, which would you choose? Massive.
  20. Live in any country/city, where would you choose? I live where I want to.
  21. Change one law in your country, which would you change? Human cloning restrictions.
  22. Be any height, which would you choose? The exact same height as my clone.
  23. Have any job in the world, which would you choose? Clone maker.
  24. Have anything appear in your pocket right now, what would it be? Self-cloning device.
  25. Have anyone beside you right now, who would it be? My clone. 

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