Are you sick of these promos yet?
Well, I have decided that 2017 is the year of shameless self-promotion. DGAF. Here’s my shit. Read it. Or not. Whatever.
Anyway, this weekend Twenty-Seven is FREE for y’all on 7th and 8th January.
‘Based on real life events.’ Kinda.
Also, for those who have read it, Pizzaface was what the asshole kids called me at school due to my bad acne for a few years. They even kept calling me that when my skin had cleared up. Kids are dicks like that.
However, that is where the similarities between Rawlins and I stop.
And besides, I’m fucking stunning now.
I like Twenty-Seven. It’s a mean little story. There are supernatural elements but the main monsters are human. If you haven’t gathered it yet, I’m a bit of a misanthropist.
Twenty-Seven’s important in the grand scheme of things as it introduces characters that pop up elsewhere. Did you know I link stuff in? Well, yeah. Everything’s interlinked. I see all the short stories as part of a big, winding novel.
So go and download yourself a copy. And if you like it, write a review on Amazon or Goodreads or whatever. If you hate it, just keep it between you and me. Send me an email with your thoughts and it’ll be our little secret, right? Just our little secret …
Ta-ta, ’til next time.