Got the hangover from hell?
Started off 2017 with a mouth that feels like sandpaper?
Haven’t slept and waiting for that comedown to kick in?
Regretting sending that person a suggestive text at midnight, and embarrassed because, no matter how much you’ve stared at your phone since, they still haven’t replied?
Waiting for Domino’s to open so you can order a large meat feast with 2 premium sides?
Did you really take that Uber at 6x surge price?
Well, HAPPY NEW YEAR, motherfuckers!
To make you feel a little better about life and to ease you gently into 2017, Property is free on on 1st and 2nd January 2017.
Here’s the very tiny blurb:
You’ve bought a brand new apartment. The taps glisten. The rain shower falls hot and heavy. But beneath it all lurks something evil…
And here are a few snippets of feedback for you:
‘Subtle hints, self-realization, and an ending you wish you saw coming.’
‘Jack seems to take his observations from life and serve them to you with some sharp edge… Sometimes, the writing just has it. And in this case, it does have that something…’
‘I completely melded into the second person narrative.’
‘Dark. Bleak. Grim. Slightly depressing because it’s so grounded in reality.’
‘A highly recommend – if grim – little gem.’
‘His writing style is unique, descriptive, and blended just right for the story.’
I should mention here, that anyone who has ever left a review (either good or bad) – thank you for taking that time to share your thoughts. Means a lot to me (although, obviously, the more so if it’s a positive review).
So what the hell are you waiting for …?